Sometimes free time can be the best of times. Other times, too much free time can trick you into turning out turduckens like this little treasure!
My darling bride remains in NJ, although rumor has it she’s soon to wing her way back to the West, and none too soon, if this video is any gauge of what I’ve been doing in her absence!
What am I doing making videos like this? You tell me, bub, ’cause I ain’t got no idea!
We’re back to Shakespeare’s time, my friend. All the world’s a stage, and we are but mere players upon it.
Instead of displaying my deep dismay over the direction of our democracy, or horrifiedly hollering about the impending Alien Armageddon, I’ve decided to use the soapbox on my busy streetcorner to make a jolly jape, a gentle jest, a minute minute of merriment.
I truly hope you enjoy it, and breathlessly await your feedback!
Okay, so as not to waste this entire opportunity, wouldn’t you know this also a shameless marketing stunt? See, I’m tying my empire together – first WordPress, then YouTube, and even Instagram – bwah-hahahahaha!
Just as soon as someone visits one, I mean ANY, of my sights, I’m in like Flynn, my friend. In it to win it this minute! You gotta risk it for the biscuit!
Gorilla Marketing LIVES!!!