
Mercury is in Retrograde
It’s a thing. Look it up. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Did you find it? It’s a thing! And it EXPLAINS a lot!

Surfin’ the Briny Blue
So, I’ve been on a strange odyssey, searching the world for pirate clothes. Yep. Clothes for pirates. But not for me.

Cool Nautical Terminology
I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”

Life’s a Funny Fish, In’it?
For the first time in a long time, I have nothing to say. Well, nothing is such a strong word, but, well… anyway…
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