It’s a thing. Look it up. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Did you find it? It’s a thing! And it EXPLAINS a lot!
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Surfin’ the Briny Blue
So, I’ve been on a strange odyssey, searching the world for pirate clothes. Yep. Clothes for pirates. But not for me.
Continue reading “Surfin’ the Briny Blue”Cool Nautical Terminology
I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”
Continue reading “Cool Nautical Terminology”Wait, What Street is This?
Those people who wear socks ‘n’ sandals will tell you it’s about the journey, man, not the destination. But sometimes you gotta look out the car window and ask WTF?
Continue reading “Wait, What Street is This?”Beginning Again, Again
A new year, a new start, a new begin…. blah, blah, blahbiddy blah blah. This time it’s serious, and I’m pretty sure I’m not fooling around…
Continue reading “Beginning Again, Again”Plugging Your Stuff
Wow, is that a title rife with double meanings! But well, you know how it is – when you create a buncha stuff, you can’t just leave it sittin’ around…
Continue reading “Plugging Your Stuff”Escape from Geezerville
I was going to call this post Dam the Lazy River, but instead chose to tie it to a previous post. See how clever this gorilla marketing thing is?
Continue reading “Escape from Geezerville”Idiot of the Year
It’s a weird thing to be an idiot. It takes some doing, lemme tell you. And, when you catch yourself at it… oy.
Continue reading “Idiot of the Year”Mr. Peanut Yard Art
Sometimes ideas hit you out of the blue. Sometimes, maybe that’s where they should have stayed.
Continue reading “Mr. Peanut Yard Art”Update from Geezerville
Man, life can be tough. Just when you think you got things figured out…
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