From the Land of No Brains

I’ve done some stupid things in my time – once I was offered a job at Jet Propulsion Laboratories. JPL! But I turned it down. No brains…

So if you know the Saga of Me, you know that I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for my lovely wife to read my book and give me some feedback. Waiting and waiting.

I got it in my head last week – Thursday morning at 2:34, to be exact – that I can wait no more.

This book is my dream – it’s The One. I know it instinctively.

And I just can’t toil away in the day-t0-day endlessly waiting for my darling editor to get around to helping me make it come true.

So I fired her.

Read it if you want, I’m moving on .

She counters with “my goal was to finish it this weekend.”

Ah.

Oh.

Oops.

No brains.