Back to the Front

Fred Flintstone in Space

Okay, what is it now? What preposterous, outlandishly wacky idea is sure to make a gazillion simoleans this time? Don’t get me started!

I had a revelation last week – something that just never occurred to me before in all my born years.

You’re a writer, right? You know how it goes – everybody’s a writer, yadda yadda yadda, right? The difference between a writer and a wannabe writer is that the writer is always writing.

To wit, this thing: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/three-body-problem-solved-john-reinhart-m6zjc

Not trying to prove anything or blow my own horn or you know – well, I am trying to get you to read the article so that I can make a gazillion simoleans from the advertising revenue once I get discovered….

Anyway, my revelation was this: not everyone has an inner Fred Flintstone, or Ralph Kramden, or Oscar the Shark Slayer. Maybe we’re not all searching for a get-rich-quick scheme.

In that same vein of discovery, it follows that maybe not everyone IS a writer, or even a wannabe. Maybe you and me, we’re of a rarer breed than we realize. That’s kind of a big deal, don’tcha think?

Once, three quarters of a score of years ago, I found myself underemployed and with a hankering to change my life for the better. In those days, the Internet was trying to expand, and people would publish just about anything that was three words or longer. During those few frantic, financially fraught years, I churned out over 300 articles on planetary science.

I didn’t make a fortune. Or a living.

But, in 15 months, I gotta take a career with me to New Jersey, where my six-month-old grandson patiently waits. So, for me, right now, it’s back to the Final Frontier. Back to the front! And the above article, dull though it may be, is just the vanguard. More to come!

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Author: John D Reinhart

Writer, author, and host John D Reinhart is an avid historian and video producer with a penchant for seeking out and telling great stories - like the ones you'll find at Marvelous Air Museums. His latest motto is: Every great adventure begins with the phrase "what could possibly go wrong?"

2 thoughts on “Back to the Front”

  1. Ah This picture is actually of Barney Rubble, not Fred Flintstone. Perhaps in the episode, the “Great Gazoo?

    1. That’s an excellent point – the green hair kind of throws you. It’s an AI-generated piece from a pla e called Craiyon.ai. The prompt was Fred Flintstone in a Space Helmet. It’s another example of why robots’ll never take over the world.

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