John D Reinhart

Mercury is in Retrograde

It’s a thing. Look it up. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Did you find it? It’s a thing! And it EXPLAINS a lot!

Surfin’ the Briny Blue

So, I’ve been on a strange odyssey, searching the world for pirate clothes. Yep. Clothes for pirates. But not for me.

Cool Nautical Terminology

I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”

Life’s a Funny Fish, In’it?

For the first time in a long time, I have nothing to say. Well, nothing is such a strong word, but, well… anyway…

Wait, What Street is This?

Those people who wear socks ‘n’ sandals will tell you it’s about the journey, man, not the destination. But sometimes you gotta look out the car window and ask WTF?

Scupper Me Bilges, a Promo!

So here’s something you don’t see every day – an animated promo for a digital book! Oh, it’s been a looooong winter!

Oh Good, You’re Still There…

Talk about a day gone awry. You go ahead and talk about it… I’ll wait…

Beginning Again, Again

A new year, a new start, a new begin…. blah, blah, blahbiddy blah blah. This time it’s serious, and I’m pretty sure I’m not fooling around…

Plugging Your Stuff

Wow, is that a title rife with double meanings! But well, you know how it is – when you create a buncha stuff, you can’t just leave it sittin’ around…

Escape from Geezerville

I was going to call this post Dam the Lazy River, but instead chose to tie it to a previous post. See how clever this gorilla marketing thing is?