I keep asking myself “what in heaven’s name are you doing?” To be honest, I haven’t a clue. But this much I know…Continue reading “The Thing is, You Gotta Branch Out”
So, I’ve been on a strange odyssey, searching the world for pirate clothes. Yep. Clothes for pirates. But not for me.Continue reading “Surfin’ the Briny Blue”
Those people who wear socks ‘n’ sandals will tell you it’s about the journey, man, not the destination. But sometimes you gotta look out the car window and ask WTF?Continue reading “Wait, What Street is This?”
So here’s something you don’t see every day – an animated promo for a digital book! Oh, it’s been a looooong winter!Continue reading “Scupper Me Bilges, a Promo!”
Nothing about anything matters more than this very moment, because, truly, this moment is all you’ve got. Oops. It’s already passed…Continue reading “The Forever Moment”
I’m working on my third million dollars. Yes, I gave up on the previous two…Continue reading “Finishing Things”
I almost titled this post “The Pirate in My Pocket,” but then realized that could be a serious double entendre. But I digress… I admit it. It’s me. Uh oh.Continue reading “I Am a Phone Pirate”
You’re a writer. You know how it goes. You work your keester off writing something that you just think is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, the Maharajah’s… uh, well, you get the idea.
But life happens and stuff happens and somehow it just doesn’t seem to be the big hit you expected. And then, one day…Continue reading “Twinklings of the Past”
Nothing says nautical mayhem like the word “avast,” doncha think?
Right out of the box you know the words that follow are coming from some seafaring devil, a maritime monster, a nautical ne’er do well. This is because good guy pirates and Navy types don’t use the word.Continue reading “Avast, Ye Readers!”
That’s me. Look, Mom, I made a post! It’s vaguely stupid, and wouldn’t put it on my resume, but, hey, I made a post!
If you’re like me, you’re a busy person, with lots of interest. I know I am – you know, like me… whatever.Continue reading “Networking Fool”