Founding a dynasty is a plenty robust task. But how can you become a world-famous writer on only one book? Sequels, my friend. It’s all about the sequels.
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Acting Like a Writer
You’re a writer – you know how it goes. You work, work, work, and write and create and think and write and… wait a second, does that mean you ARE a writer?
Continue reading “Acting Like a Writer”Chipping Away at Perfection
Yvon Chouinard, the mastermind behind the Patagonia clothing company, used to quote somebody even more famous, but I forget who. I don’t suppose that’s the point…
Continue reading “Chipping Away at Perfection”It’s DONE!!!
You’re a writer, you know how it goes. You spend so much of your heart and soul and sleepy long hours into your rewrite, and then, IT’S DONE!
Continue reading “It’s DONE!!!”The Thing is, You Gotta Branch Out
I keep asking myself “what in heaven’s name are you doing?” To be honest, I haven’t a clue. But this much I know…
Continue reading “The Thing is, You Gotta Branch Out”Mercury is in Retrograde
It’s a thing. Look it up. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Did you find it? It’s a thing! And it EXPLAINS a lot!
Continue reading “Mercury is in Retrograde”Surfin’ the Briny Blue
So, I’ve been on a strange odyssey, searching the world for pirate clothes. Yep. Clothes for pirates. But not for me.
Continue reading “Surfin’ the Briny Blue”Cool Nautical Terminology
I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”
Continue reading “Cool Nautical Terminology”Cool Nautical Terminology
I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”
Continue reading “Cool Nautical Terminology”Cool Nautical Terminology
I was going to make a comparison between the recent events in my life and those of the fellows who accompanied James Cook on his last voyage, but then I got hung up on the word “sprung.”
Continue reading “Cool Nautical Terminology”Wait, What Street is This?
Those people who wear socks ‘n’ sandals will tell you it’s about the journey, man, not the destination. But sometimes you gotta look out the car window and ask WTF?
Continue reading “Wait, What Street is This?”Beginning Again, Again
A new year, a new start, a new begin…. blah, blah, blahbiddy blah blah. This time it’s serious, and I’m pretty sure I’m not fooling around…
Continue reading “Beginning Again, Again”Plugging Your Stuff
Wow, is that a title rife with double meanings! But well, you know how it is – when you create a buncha stuff, you can’t just leave it sittin’ around…
Continue reading “Plugging Your Stuff”Escape from Geezerville
I was going to call this post Dam the Lazy River, but instead chose to tie it to a previous post. See how clever this gorilla marketing thing is?
Continue reading “Escape from Geezerville”Idiot of the Year
It’s a weird thing to be an idiot. It takes some doing, lemme tell you. And, when you catch yourself at it… oy.
Continue reading “Idiot of the Year”Mr. Peanut Yard Art
Sometimes ideas hit you out of the blue. Sometimes, maybe that’s where they should have stayed.
Continue reading “Mr. Peanut Yard Art”Update from Geezerville
Man, life can be tough. Just when you think you got things figured out…
Continue reading “Update from Geezerville”Release the Inner Popeye!
We all have an inner Popeye – unless you don’t know who that is, or you don’t think you have an inner Popeye, in which case you may not.
Continue reading “Release the Inner Popeye!”The Forever Moment
Nothing about anything matters more than this very moment, because, truly, this moment is all you’ve got. Oops. It’s already passed…
Continue reading “The Forever Moment”Chin Up, Chin Up
When I was in high school, a chin up was the absolutely worst form of exercise ever devised. Now that I’m a trifle older, I’ve found some other exercises that may qualify for the worst!
Continue reading “Chin Up, Chin Up”I Posted Over There
If you’ve got nothing better to do, or wanna see some cool cross-platform marketing in action (gorilla style), this is it. Yeah, right…
Continue reading “I Posted Over There”Waiting for the Big One
When I was a kid, my dad told me a lot of stuff. Always check your fly. Life’s not all beer and skittles. But some of it was actually helpful…
Continue reading “Waiting for the Big One”On Being Busy
“Being busy and having business are two different things,” he said with a start. “Dang. What the heck?”
Continue reading “On Being Busy”Awaiting the Return
My family calls my enthusiasm for details about the Battle of Midway “the lecture series” but this post isn’t about that. Well, no, no, not really…
Continue reading “Awaiting the Return”A Network of Blogs
You know, you do so many things when you’re trying to get somewhere that you sort of lose track of where you’ve been…
Continue reading “A Network of Blogs”Writing Your Way to the Top
There was a time when you could create an entire writing career out of blue sky, and get paid for it. I know, because I did it.
Continue reading “Writing Your Way to the Top”On Making it Big
First, let us be clear. Oh, so very clear. Clear like a mountain stream, like a windswept sky, like a razor in the eye (clearly painful…): I have not made it big. This is not about that.
Continue reading “On Making it Big”45,300
That’s a pretty big number. If your goal is 50,000, you’re plenty close. Why does it seem so far away?
Continue reading “45,300”Character Hijackery Part II
It’s been a while, but I previously posted a bit on how the voices in your head sometimes take over your story. Oh, wait, I just said what this entire post is about. Rats.
Continue reading “Character Hijackery Part II”Finishing Things
I’m working on my third million dollars. Yes, I gave up on the previous two…
Continue reading “Finishing Things”I Am a Phone Pirate
I almost titled this post “The Pirate in My Pocket,” but then realized that could be a serious double entendre. But I digress… I admit it. It’s me. Uh oh.
Continue reading “I Am a Phone Pirate”Doing that Thing that You Do
G.B. Trudeau, the cartoonist behind the legendary Doonesbury cartoon strip, said something unusually profound today. Even I got it!
Continue reading “Doing that Thing that You Do”The Island of Lost Brains
Oh, I used to have one, I promise. And it worked pretty good. But it’s gone now, that brain o’ mine. Been thinking about putting up posters on the light posts: Lost Brain, pinkish gray in color, answers to “hey, moron…”
Continue reading “The Island of Lost Brains”Always Writing
You’re a writer, you know how it is. You write. You have to write, not because it’s your job, but because it’s like breathing.
Continue reading “Always Writing”Twinklings of the Past
You’re a writer. You know how it goes. You work your keester off writing something that you just think is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, the Maharajah’s… uh, well, you get the idea.
But life happens and stuff happens and somehow it just doesn’t seem to be the big hit you expected. And then, one day…
Continue reading “Twinklings of the Past”Avast, Ye Readers!
Nothing says nautical mayhem like the word “avast,” doncha think?
Right out of the box you know the words that follow are coming from some seafaring devil, a maritime monster, a nautical ne’er do well. This is because good guy pirates and Navy types don’t use the word.
Continue reading “Avast, Ye Readers!”Networking Fool
That’s me. Look, Mom, I made a post! It’s vaguely stupid, and wouldn’t put it on my resume, but, hey, I made a post!
If you’re like me, you’re a busy person, with lots of interest. I know I am – you know, like me… whatever.
Continue reading “Networking Fool”On Writing Nonfiction
You’re a writer. You know how it goes. That helpful idea is really great – it might even make a pretty good book.
I’ve been reading a lot of nonfiction lately, gearing up for a great adventure.
Continue reading “On Writing Nonfiction”On Giving Up
When is giving up really giving up?
You’re a writer. You know how it goes. You work your keester off to create what you think is a great piece of art – and it is a great piece of art because you put your heart and soul and God knows how many hours of mindbending labor into it. And then you burned a gazillion more hours rewriting it – getting the characters just right, moving scenes so that it flows just as smooth as butter on a hot bun.
Continue reading “On Giving Up”Facing Your Inner Fred
Do you think Fred Flintstone ever made it big? Do you think he owned an expansive place in the Hollyrock Hills, up next to the sign, and hung out with the likes of Dash Riprock, Stoney Curtis, and Ann Margrock?
And, do you think he ever expected to? That’s the big question.
Continue reading “Facing Your Inner Fred”The Droppington Franchise
I’m flashing my curtains at you – did you see it?
If you’ve read my novel Droppington Place, you’d know that flashing the curtains is how Penrose, the sawdust copy of an obscure 16th Century playwright, lures Byron into the world of Droppington Place. It’s a paper world, hidden from time, from which Byron and his middle school friends Hailey Shen and Kyle Rodriquez must escape before they, too, become paper.
If I may be blunt: it’s a pretty good book.
Continue reading “The Droppington Franchise”Character Thievery
Damn their eyes, these characters!
They say things you didn’t expect, do things you didn’t think of, steal your gosh darn story right out from under you.
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Can you please explain this to me? Can you please sit me down in a chair, one that doesn’t face the window, because I’m obviously easily distracted, and use small words, because clearly I’m a bit dim in the “I get it” department, and tell me what is going on?
Continue reading “About Yes And”On Going Big or Going Home
When you were a little kid, remember how exciting it was to think about Christmas morning? All the commotion, the gifts, the noise, the screaming parents. Well, maybe not that one, or the barfing dog, but you understand what I’m saying – the anticipation. Oh, how great it was gonna be…
Continue reading “On Going Big or Going Home”Getting Past the Past
You’re a writer, you know how it goes. Your job is to tell a compelling story that engages your reader.
Invariably, and inevitably, that story is about the past. You even tell it in the past tense. Like a good joke, you can’t tell it in the future tense: a priest, a rabbi and a duck will go into a bar…
Continue reading “Getting Past the Past”Death of Some Salesmen
You’re a writer, you know how it goes. You published the book, and it just sits there, doing nothing except get annoying because…well, because nobody’s reading it.
Continue reading “Death of Some Salesmen”Hey, Fred!
You’re a writer, you know how it goes. You create, create, create, and some of it’s pretty good.
I got this new idea. Actually, my wife got the idea, and I’m going along with it. Actually, I got the idea quite some time ago, and she shot it down, rediscovered the idea on her own, and, well, I’m going along with it.
Continue reading “Hey, Fred!”No Step, No Journey
You’re a writer, you know how it goes. You think up an idea, you jot some notes, you toss it into a drawer somewhere…a drawer labeled whenever. If you’re like me, things go into the drawer, but never seem to come back out.
I have a huge, mondo-sized, drawer overflowing with ideas, all labeled “whenever.”
Continue reading “No Step, No Journey”The Curse of the Black Falcon
I grew up in the pre-digital age, spending many an early adolescent hour at the worktable, building plastic model kits. Airplanes and ships – those were my specialties…
Wait, wait, wait… don’t go skipping away thinking this is some nostalgic, back-when-I-was-a-kid kind of thing. Just hang tight for just another couple of paragraphs or so and you’ll see that this applies to you – yes you.
Continue reading “The Curse of the Black Falcon”Five Years to Independence: Year Five – the Year of Independence
So, here we are at Year Five, the Year of Independence. This is the goal, the island to which we’ve charted our five year course, the one thing we’ve focused on and worked on and planned on.
So, like, what is year five?
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